舉個例子,曾經有三位紳士在巨龍之口(Dragon's Mouth)過著安穩的日子,但是他們最近帶著麥芽啤酒毅然搬家到南邊的死翼之痕裡。
「你喜歡說故事嗎?」
『迷失者』塞爾杜林向我問道。
塞爾杜林說:「什麼?你不相信我嗎?好吧,讓我告訴你整個故事吧。」
I remember it well. It was a bright, shiny day...
I was just mindin' my own business, when all of a sudden, Deathwing appeared!
I said to myself,"I'm gonna punch that dragon in the face!"
不幸地,大災難令這裡出現了大量憤怒的元素。
Unfortunately, the cataclysm had knocked loose a bunch of angry elementals.
「該死的土元素!我也要揍你!」,我說。
"You dang-blasted rock elementals!", I said. "I'll punch you too!"
塞爾杜林之拳(Theldurin's Fist)
立即 1秒冷卻時間
向任何障礙你前進的東西揍下憤怒的拳頭。
Plant an angry fist in any obstacle that gets in your way.
塞爾杜林說:「我要去揍那條龍的臉!」
I'm going to punch that dragon right in the face!
除了土元素外,每隔一小段距離更會有比塞爾杜林高兩倍的石堆擋著去路。
塞爾杜林說:「重-重-重拳!」
P-p-punch!
但是這一切都被塞爾杜林之拳粉碎了!
就在這個時候,站在旁邊的地精-盧希恩.槍穗(Lucien Tosselwrench)打斷了塞爾杜林的話。
盧希恩.槍穗說:「我會告訴你在那天真正發生的事情。」
First of all, it wasn't sunny out. It was cloudy when Deathwing appeared.
The cowardly dragon must have seen me, because he turned away and flew into the clouds.
"I ll find you in those clouds, you worm!" I yelled. "And then I'll throw you to Kalimdor!"
幸運地,我修補好了我的世界縮小器。
Luckily, I had been tinkering with my world-shrinking device.
我決定不斷縮小整個世界直到我碰觸到雲層。
I decided to keep shrinking the world until I could reach the clouds.
Once the world was small enough, I started to hunt for Deathwing in the clouds.
盧希恩.槍穗說:「你是躲在這朵雲裡嗎?」
Are you hiding in this cloud?
I had searched every cloud, but I could'nt find Deathwing.
那時候我才意識到:他躲在太陽裡。我抬頭看。
It was when that I realized: he was hiding in the sun. I looked up.
The sun burned me bad, but I got my hands around his slimy neck.
我拿出身上所有的氣力,面向西邊,然後把他丟到卡林多去。
I summoned all my strength, faced west, and threw him to Kalimdor.
Wow, Lucien. You need to stop drinking RIGHT NOW.
相繼聽過塞爾杜林跟盧希恩的故事後,『流放者』馬特克(Martek the Exiled)也表示要告訴我那天「真正」所發生的事情。
The day that Deathwing came, blood rained from the skies
I believe I was showing my motorcycle to some hot babes at the time.
After Deathwing appeared, they became quite frightened, but I only had room to rescue one of them.
但是在展開馬特克的旅程之前,必須先選擇眼前的其中一位追求者作為乘客。
顯然,我選了夜精靈。
Obviously, I picked the night elf.
得知馬特克選擇了夜精靈的另外三位追求者,紛紛留下了「遺言」。
血精靈追求者說:「很高興能在生命中認識到你,馬特克。」
I'm just happy to have known you while I live, Martek.
獸人追求者說:「再見了,馬特克。」
Goodbye, Martek.
人類追求者說:「在知道能在最後一刻裡跟馬特克待在一起後,我能夠安息了。」
I can die in peace, knowing that my last few moments were with Martek.
We rode off down the canyon, careful to avoid falling rocks.
加速(Speed Boost)
立即 20秒冷卻時間
提高1000%移動速度,持續5秒。
Increase speed by 1000% for 5 sec.
When I reached the end of the canyon, I remembered that my motorcycle could fly.
假如能早點知道的話一定幫助不少。
That would have been helpful to know earlier.
I flew to the top of the pillar located just north of the canyon.
在飛行的途中,我跟那年輕的夜精靈共享了親密的一刻。
During the flight, I shared a tender moment with the grateful young night elf.
Atop the pillar, I saw him: Deathwing. The time for the ultimate confrontation had arrived.
I'm gonna punch that dragon in the face!
在馬特克準備跟死亡之翼決鬥的時候,塞爾杜林突然出現一邊大喊一邊往死亡之翼衝過去。
嘿,停下來,塞爾杜林!這是我的故事!
Hey, stop it Theldurin! This is my story!
不過你明白的,他們並不是什麼正常人...所以盧希恩也加入了這個故事,巨大化後在峽谷後面散步!
你們閉嘴吧!不要再打斷我的故事了!
Cut it out guys! Quit interrupting!
Fine. You don't get to hear about how I beat Deathwing in a knife fight. Your loss.
馬特克說:「無論如何,我們必須感謝你能夠停下來細聽我們的故事。」
馬特克說:「你又有什麼想跟我分享的嗎?」
Sorry about the interruption, Martek. You've gotta admit though... I made your story about fifty times better.
圖文版不足夠嗎?嗯...還有轉載的影片版。
這三位紳士原本是分散在荒蕪之地四周,然而災難的發生令他們聚在一起了!
在前往灼熱峽谷前還是先把支線任務寫完比較好。
補完成功!
阿...這個很有趣呢
回覆刪除/RASP 維斯大君
回覆刪除這個任務當初在看影片的時候我笑翻了XDDD
回覆刪除傳說中的 3傻任務 :)
回覆刪除揚老闆幾時解到 種花打彊屍 那個任務?
好像很好J的
這任務之前有看過笑翻XDDDDDDDD
回覆刪除版主辛苦了:D
感謝支持~~~~~~~~~
回覆刪除原本打算跳過不寫他們 但還是補完一下比較好!